November 2011
2 posts
Anonymous asked: Not only do I like your blog (haha I found it) but I also am OBSESSED with you secretly. Ok here we go.. I got this idea from a Tumblr spam I got once lol.. I think you like me too and you were always too shy to admit it :3 go to crushmatches(dót)com (wtf it wont let me link regular) and make an account there. Then look up the profile 'gottagetme19' (me obviously) I left body...
Fapaccino
noun - Masturbating so furiously you ejaculate foam.
September 2011
2 posts
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
“I may not have found my princess yet, but I masturbate on a queen every night.”
– Barbon The Glorious