The Teachings of Barbon the Glorious
Not only do I like your blog (haha I found it) but I also am OBSESSED with you secretly. Ok here we go.. I got this idea from a Tumblr spam I got once lol.. I think you like me too and you were always too shy to admit it :3 go to crushmatches(dót)com (wtf it wont let me link regular) and make an account there. Then look up the profile 'gottagetme19' (me obviously) I left body pictures.. if you can guess who I am hit me up and we'll hang soon. You need a C C but its free
Anonymous

Oh god yes.

Fapaccino

noun - Masturbating so furiously you ejaculate foam.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

Beard.

I may not have found my princess yet, but I masturbate on a queen every night.
Barbon The Glorious